It's Crack-tastic Gown Time Again!

It's Miss Universe time, which can only mean one thing: evening gowns that could only have been chosen by... well, someone that was obviously high.
And so I begin!

Aruba wore her evening sarong.

Belgium... There are no words.

Denmark enlisted PRS3's Stacy Estrella. All she's missing is the "coquettish panty."


Georgia is attempting to channel Joan Collins - and is failing miserably.


Great Britain was running late, so she stopped by Victoria's Secret on her way.


I do NOT want to know what's going on around Haiti's lady area.


Linen? Really, Indonesia?


Another PR reject gown brought to you by Japan.


Do not open Indonesia until Christmas.


Hark, fair Norway! Thou must hail from yonder Renaissance faire!


You can see Peru's disco inferno burning...


Serbia's auditioning for the part of Norway's wicked stepsister.


Miss Thailand, maybe you should go have that fungus growing up your boobies checked...


Good times!