Better South Park

While I'm still twitching from THE WORST EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK EVER, I'll countdown my favorite episodes ever.

23. Make Love, Not Warcraft
22. Ginger Kids
21. Smug Alert
20. Gnomes
19. More Crap
18. It Hits the Fan
17. Cripple Fight
16. Trapped in the Closet
15. Die Hippie Die
14. The Death of Eric Cartman
13. Raisins
12. Up the Down Steriod
11. Douche and Turd
10. Cartman's Incredible Gift
9. Quest for Ratings
8. Good Times with Weapons (I forgot this one and didn't want to renumber)
8. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
7. The Jeffersons

OK, now for my Top 5.
5. Butter's Very Own Episode - Butters is my favorite character. I feel so sorry for the little guy. "Everyone knows it's Butters!" "Well, that's me!" "Oh, hamburgers!"
5. Major Boobage - Cat pee and boobies. I had never watched Heavy Metal until after this episode. And I love the songs by the same name by Sammy Hagar and Don Felder.
4. Scott Tenorman Must Die - Cartman at his most evil. Remind me never to piss off Cartman again.
3. Fat Butt and Pancake Head - TACO FLAVORED KISSES!!!
2. Casa Bonita - This is Cartman at his second-most evil. Poor Butters! And the chase through Casa Bonita!
1. The Succubus - Inspiring episode for one reason that will not be named.

THIS...IS...

THE...WORST...EPISODE...OF...SOUTH...PARK...EVER!!!!